Why is whatever is lost always found in the last place you would ever look? Because you would no longer have to search for it, of course! Duh! After convincing myself that over obsessing about my keys was not the best use of my time at this busy time of year, I commenced with my usual household chores. Sure enough, that's when I found them. As I was putting away clean clothes, my keys were in the bottom of the laundry basket. Now if I could only get those mischievous little elves to help me get ready for the holidays instead of hiding my things, I'd be in good shape!