Knock, Knock....

When my second son was ten or eleven years old, he must have been worried about meeting Mrs. Right because he asked me this: " How do I find a wife? Do I have to go door to door?"

After all these years, now that he is thirty two years old and still single, I finally came up with an answer. Yes, son, start going door to door. And good luck. Make sure you brush your teeth and put on clean underwear.