Monday, February 9, 2009

Homeland Security

Sometimes, I hear an airplane or helicopter that in my esteemed estimation sounds to be flying too low. This is not based on anything scientific just purely decibel levels. The louder it is, the closer it must be. I hold my breath and listen intently, willing the plane to advance altitude so at least it won't crash in my neighborhood. I am proud to announce that this works. I continue to live in a no crash zone. Perhaps I should keep this under wraps, as I'd hate to be drafted to D.C.

1 comment:

Vic said...

I think what you're doing is working for the whole country!! (Because none of those planes have crashed into my house yet. I think I owe it to you. :)Thanks.