Sunday, February 8, 2009

Shattered Image

I have an affliction. Only one you might ask? I'll leave the others for another day. What I am admitting to today is the fact that I can only wink one eye. It is quite obvious to me that my left eye is far superior to my right. I am trying to think of a politically correct term to use so my right eye does not take offense. Wink deficient? Wink deprived? Eye lid malfunction? Anti-flirt syndrome? Weak levitus lifter? (I made that one up.) Malnourished eyeball? Oh well, at least I can blink both eyes and for that I am most thankful.

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