Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Don't Whack Your Veggies

For those of you who may have an invasion proof house by means of sound detection to pick up the frequency of breaking glass as a form of your burglar alarm, I have a tip for you. You know the congealed blocks of frozen vegetables that hid out in the recesses of your freezer? Well, do not under any circumstances whack those frozen veggies on the freezer door to free up the little solid nuggets of nutrition. Apparently doing so simulates the sound of some bad guy hitting your window with a crow bar to gain entry into your domain. Who knew?

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