The Reason My Husband is Not the President...

is because I would not want my wardrobe scrutinized as the First Lady. Poor Michelle is already getting bombarded by fashion critics. I dress for comfort and what fits. Sometimes I even co ordinate and accessorize which means my socks match my pants and I am wearing a watch. If I ever have the occasion to wear black, I have to dress and walk out the door. Most of my wardrobe is the color of my dogs' fur which is a khaki shade of tan. I hope Michelle considers this problem when they choose a puppy for the girls in the White House. Perhaps I should offer my expertise as a fashion consultant.