I've been waiting for this day all year. Not just because it is a day to give thanks. Not just because it is a time to spend with family and friends. Not just because the biggest newspaper arrives that is just burgeoning with holiday ads. Not just because the men stay out of my way being glued to the football games. But because my reward is consummated by having accumulated enough bonus points at the grocery store to qualify for a FREE turkey! Today, I get to cook a free bird! Now I have all that saved money to get up tomorrow to commence Christmas shopping at 4 AM! Yeah, right!