What happens when you try to flush a 30 year old toilet? Not much except the need for a plumber's helper. This sent dh on his quest to find flushing perfection. And he did. We have now installed 3 jet propelled poop launchers. I suspect my human waste is now orbiting some far distant planet waiting to be discovered by NASA or by some unsuspecting alien from outer space. Scientists say they had found remains of a meteor that illuminated the sky before falling to earth in western Canada earlier this month. Me? I have a different theory.